Showing posts with label potty mouth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label potty mouth. Show all posts

Friday, September 2, 2011

Mommy needs her mouth washed out with soap...

It slipped my mind earlier in the week that Brady would be home from school today (Friday) due to a teacher in-service day, and we didn't have many options for lunch. When I asked B what he would like for lunch he said "pips," his word for tortilla chips--this kid loves chips and salsa! At first I considered venturing out with Brady and Aubrey to Chevy's, but then after talking to Chris--he suggested going Taco Bell instead. Now, we are not big proponents of fast food and definitely are very much anti-fast food for kiddos. However, when you have a hungry toddler, a newborn, are the only one over two and don't have much food in the house you don't have a lot of options.  So onward we ventured to Taco Bell. After ordering our lunch and receiving the total amount I began to pull forward reaching around for my wallet. Where was it?
In the cupholder--NO!
In the console--NO!
In the side pocket on the driver's side--NO!
Back by the kiddos--NO!

"Dammit!" I said loudly, and in the backseat my sweet little darling boy said "Dammit!" I tried not to laugh because I could feel my temperature rising as I continued searching...and then I felt MY WALLET in my pocket. This situation is one of many instances in the last three weeks where I have had major memory lapses or what is commonly referred to as "mommy brain." They say it goes from "pregnancy brain", to "mommy brain" to "senior moments." I know it was bad when I had Brady, but this time I think it may be a little worse. Time to break out the St. John's Wort!!!